AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM YOUR PRESIDENT

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/07/2016 at 13:08 • Filed to: Make oppo great again

President Rolland conducting important buisness at his desk (Benny Images)

It has come to my attention that we are in a time of crisis. Over these past 24 hours, people have been seriously un excellent to each other. As your president, I IMPLORE you, please lay down your arms and stop typing mean words at each other. This will not stand! We are a nation of many nations. We are divided in everything except our interest in Hupmobiles. So please, for hup’s sake, be excellent to each other. Which brings me to out next point, my Secretary of Shit That Flies, Jayhawk Jake, has been kidnapped. Now there is no need to panic, people, as your president I ask that you remain calm. And to our overlords that have captured poor Jayhawk, I ask that you please release him immediately!

-President Benjamin Rolland, 2016.

DISCUSSION (54)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:14

Celica

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/07/2016 at 13:15

Buick Riviera

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:15

As the Self-Appointed Overseer of Domestic Mid-Luxury GM Coupes from the 90s, I support this message.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:15

This is a coup.

I, the captain of the Oppositelock Military, formally overthrow you and you dictatorial leadership. Fuck you.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/07/2016 at 13:15

civic

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:16

something something

revolution

something something

pay me off in food

something something

CB > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:16

I have to say, your username is pretty damn rad right now.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/07/2016 at 13:16

Does this mean your forces are no longer protecting Canada? *steals all the Timbits*

Your boy, BJR > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/07/2016 at 13:18

I don't negotiate with socialists

Your boy, BJR > CB
06/07/2016 at 13:18

Everything about me is rad all the time.

getFuckedHerb > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:19

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/07/2016 at 13:19

Here’s a burgernut from committed pig.

*hands burgernut*

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/07/2016 at 13:20

No you're Secratary of breaking shit

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/07/2016 at 13:21

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ROLLAND!

CB > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:21

Can’t argue with that.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:21

I’ll break my foot off in yo ass if you don’t refer to me as “Mr. Overseer”

Jayhawk Jake > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:22

MEAN WORDS! BEN ROLLAND IS A FALSE DEITY! WE DIDNT ELECT THIS MAN! THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:23

is that so

Your boy, BJR > Jayhawk Jake
06/07/2016 at 13:24

QUIET, POLITICAL PUPPET. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLOIT YOUR MISFORTUNE FOR MY OWN GAIN IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR CATERWAULLING?????

derf > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/07/2016 at 13:27

Ha! The Timbits were a trap! Laden with their delicious baked ballast, you’ll never be able to outrun our squadrons of pursuit moose.

Hammerdown > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:32

Can we still make fun of that picture of you?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > derf
06/07/2016 at 13:32

*kills and eats moose*

Your boy, BJR > Hammerdown
06/07/2016 at 13:34

If you want hit squads sent to your house.

Hammerdown > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:36

Eh, I’m fine with that. Tell them to bring chips. I’ll make guac.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:39

Kinja'd!!!

For a strong and united Oppo.

Your boy, BJR > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
06/07/2016 at 13:41

Well that makes me look like the fucking joker. Thanks for that.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:42

Some men just want to see Oppo burn....

Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/07/2016 at 13:44

“Mr. Snap Understeer is totally a thing you guys”

not for canada - australian in disguise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/07/2016 at 13:50

prelude

Jay Lauer > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:50

You a creepy lookin motherfucka.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:53

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR RESISTANCE LEADER:

LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AGAINS EACHOTHER, I SAY, AND UNITE, PICK UP YOUR ARMS, AND FOLLOW ME TO JERSEY!

Stevo777 > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:58

Lead us, great one!

Kinja'd!!!

crowmolly > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 13:58

President Rolland conducting important buisness at his desk ( Benny Images )

LOL, well played.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Your boy, BJR
06/07/2016 at 14:07

AS A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN I INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME AND I DON’T NEED TO CARRY ANY ID AND CHEMTRAILS ARE A REAL THING AND WHERE DID MY TINFOIL GO??????

Your boy, BJR > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
06/07/2016 at 14:23

Actually you're an enemy of the state. Enjoy being hunted!

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/07/2016 at 14:30

WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE. I, THE HONEY BADGER, SELF APPOINTED CHIEF OF STAFF FOR EXALTED LEADER ROLLAND, DECLARES WAR ON. On . on... you know, Honey Badger no longer cares. Honey Badger sticks with fellow Canadians. DOWN WITH ROLLAND! MUTINY!

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
06/07/2016 at 15:22

Good luck finding me. I’m a ninja.